Pia and Kiran Nalaar - The List (PLIST)When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters the battlefield, create two 1 1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.

" —Dommique

The water and haciendas get you bonus points as well

The sound is mundane

"Any dream is a robust harvest

Black creatures get +1/+1

that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it

Riptide Replicator enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it

Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked

if only for a fleeting moment

you may return it to your hand

Flash Whenever an opponent searches their library

If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast