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The Rusty Trombone

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The Rusty Trombone

$13.00
$13.00
Description

The Rusty TromboneFact: Every lady, at least once in her life, wishes she dated a jazz musician. Now, you can make her dreams come true. Or her nightmares, depending upon your dietary intake. And like every relationship with a jazz musician, her parents will not be happy and it will not end well. But hell, thats show biz baby.

Call them tonight

and it smells like gym class

And it’s sweaty

Kick-ass socks

” This romantic

the look on your V

It’s your birthday

Followed by a good hand washing

If you haven’t banged a coworker at 30

so get your resume ready

and the Dirty Sanchez is 100% not illegal

We make socks

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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 17 - Aug 22

Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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