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Roll for initiative before jumping into the mosh pit

and milk steak as Strahd faces his greatest enemy

Machine wash cold

and turn it into something else

Because headbanging is always a free action

you won't even have to say it

Gather your party to loot dungeons and slay dragons to the sound of blast beats and pig squeals

there might be a terrible magical calamity here and there

It's these casual war crimes that bring players closer together and help make your favorite tabletop rpg metal AF

you summon character of legend

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