The Party Mountain French Fry GoggleGo fast in The French Fry Goggles. Hyperventilator anti fog technology and helmet compatibility ensure its you that sucks, not your goggles. Available in two sizes, small fry for small heads, big fry for big heads. Whatever you do, do NOT pizza. Disclaimer: If this doesnt make sense to you, re read after your first day in ski school.

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Finally a place to put your Pit Vipers

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then the one after that

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Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to 900s