The Cleveland SteamerSome people break up with a letter. Some, a text. Others, well, they do it just like they do it in Cleveland: with a big ol dump on the chest. You know, to avoid any confusion. So get in there, big boy, show her your Cleveland Steamer socks, and dont mention the all you can eat Chinese buffet you hit up last night.

Break up when finished

Put these damn socks on already and get ready for billable nookie in the tiniest bathrooms known to mankind

A pair of socks for each of your douche-bag groomsman

you motor-boatin’ S

1 case of light beer

seductive phrase has been uttered by lovers for generations

So go pull these socks on

An evening with The Donkey Punch will earn you oh so many points with your coworkers

so get your resume ready

And good news: we checked the Constitution and your state and local laws

depending upon your dietary intake

Wearing these socks will let your special someone know that this make-up tussle will include a little something extra