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Look Mom - No Hands - 4" Embroidered Patch
Description
Look Mom - No Hands - 4" Embroidered PatchMeet the patch that turns bad decisions into a lifestyle choice a 4" embroidered masterpiece featuring a completely wrecked hand proudly gripping a flash bang. Safety brief? Ignored. Consequences? Embraced. Stamped with the phrase LOOK MOM NO HANDS, this patch is a tribute to questionable judgment, dark humor, and learning the hard way. Its not a warning label its a punchline stitched in thread. Throw it on your kit, range bag, or jacket to let
while weighted inner pockets facilitate a smooth sweep-to-weapon draw (weight not included)
so you get a full 3-D boob experience
Front pockets sized for EDC items
Comfortable to wear waistband
Built to flex and fight back
Hook Backing
Single-sided print
5-inch PVC patch features a Tactical Recon Ghost
Rear Flex Panel – Max range of motion
2x2 rank and reverse OCP (Bagby Green) American flag
Measures roughly 4 inches tall
Wear ‘em proud
Shipping Estimate
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- USA
- CAN
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 19 - Aug 24
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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