The Dark N' Stormies 5.5" (Stretch)Our stormiest black shorts thrive in all gales, squalls, and tempests. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most technologically advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. Fit: These stretch shorts have an elastic waist, a 5. 5 inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these. Materials: Cotton and

These shorts enjoy long walks on the beach

Thighs Out

Secret inside pocket for your credit card

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Materials: Made from 100% polyester

it's simply the most softest

YKK zippers

Dunes are a government conspiracy

These lederhosen are hand embroidered

zip close back pocket

other side world renowned Paul/Bunyan this reversible/jacket is great for everyone who enjoys my world renowned use/of slashes

now in swimsuit form