Sotally Tober 2.0 TeeOur Sotally Tober T shirt celebrates the fact that you don't have be drunk to fuck up words, but it sure does help. "Officer" becomes "ossifer" and "Totally Sober" becomes, well, "Sotally Tober." So get out there, drink too much, and do horrible things to the English language. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Take Care of Your Shit Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.

Meow what's so funny

but beneath the clothes we find a woman and beneath a woman we find her nucleus

the DAR become a major Internet sensation

Maybe you'll get the real thing after this whole thing is done with *wink*

There is instant ramen though

but we party like we are

24 oz capactiy

Live long and prosper Chivers

Me: I've been ready for this my whole life

and social distance

Holds 44 oz

the Jaunt can take you there in comfort and style