Modern Witchcraft - Adult Unisex TeeThe updated curriculum is here. Less eye of newt, more essential oils and strong opinions. The cat is the professor and class is always in session. The Details: White bold uppercase text reads "Modern Witchcraft" at the top. Below, an illustrated teal cat with yellow eyes sits on a counter surrounded by potion bottles, skulls, and apothecary jars on shelves. A speech bubble reads "New Spells, Potions, And More!" A yellow banner at the bottom reads

They run full speed at your kneecaps with zero warning and call it love

Motivation is

stacked across three lines

The word "bananas" is implied by the graphic

Already in progress

Single placement

with "SERVED HERE" in smaller italic capitals underneath

Number one overall

The one that actually matters in December

and brown ornaments with yellow string lights

and zero regard for napkins

"Radness" appears in large flowing script