Dodgy Jalopy [Streets of New Capenna Commander]Set: Streets of New Capenna Commander Type: Artifact Vehicle Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G} Trample Dodgy Jalopy's power is equal to the highest mana value among creatures you control. Crew 3 Scavenge {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1 +1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Esper mages devised their weapons to be so devastating that war seemed unnecessary

Set: Hour of Devastation Prerelease Promos Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{B}{B} Repeat the following process X times

you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn

Set: Black & White: Boundaries Crossed Type: Water Rarity: Uncommon Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Fourth Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {U} Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another

and eat you

then search your library for a basic land card

you flip a coin

Put Ever After on the bottom of its owner's library

Set: Shadows over Innistrad Prerelease Promos Type: Creature — Zombie Giant Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Diregraf Colossus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard

"Weave the magic so that it sings to you

and complete and utter devotion