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Sit back and watch a real dog fight

First introduced in 1971

You got your four primary food groups

it has since gone on to become a household name

be careful with that ratty T-shirt

…that’s one small step for man

and if you can't abide that

Everyone starts somewhere

Eggo my leggo

cause you’re a fancy bitch and you know it

Is he crying because he cut himself or because he's sad

There's a nonzero chance that the big bearded dude shredding waves isn't Santa Claus taking a much-earned break during the off-season