Boobtown Nipple Biters - Baby TeeEvery roster needs an enforcer. This one showed up toothless, hungry, and completely unbothered by the rules of polite society. League MVP three feedings running. The Details: Blue arched vintage text reads "Boobtown" above a red ornate "B" flanked by two red stars. "Nipple Biters" appears in large blue stacked block letters below. At the bottom, red text reads "League Champs" with a small red pennant flag between the words. Red, white, and blue

a martini glass

rendered in a flat graphic style with distressed texture

and black star accents fill the scene

Small circus accents (stars

a white fluffy beard

worn-in collegiate feel

You gave them the cookie

Weathered varsity texture throughout

The Details:

Participation trophy energy

The opinions of aunts

Relationships are complicated when you have whiskers